February 2012
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waywardharvelle:
seblesse:
seblesse:
screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.
i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.
omf
how do you scream like a virgin
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iwillbeyourgoal:
passive aggression pisses me off
but i mean i guess if you like it that’s cool
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Teacher: A long time ago, people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: What?
Me: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And, although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Teacher:
Me: But I believe Aang can save the world.
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“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via bookmania)
Watchwhoreoscopes:
Greatest 8 seconds of your life.
robertdowneyy:
I don’t get that new tumblr trend
the one font almost everyone’s using now
it looks like the handwriting on the murder note a creepy child ghost would crayon onto a wall before murdering you
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theatomicboom:
what do you do with a penis if it’s not in use for peeing/having sex/masturbating
does it just lay there
does it feel weird in your pants
???
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Kiss the Boy (Kiss the girl - Little Mermaid)
Game's Maker: First we got to set the mood...
* rain drops on cave*
Game's Maker: Rain
Game's Maker: Wind
Game's Maker: Birds
Katniss's Inner Voice: Yeah you see him, sitting there across the cave, He don't got a lot to say but there's something about him
MockingJay: La-La-La-La
The Captiol: Kiss the Boy
Katniss's Inner Voice: Yes you want him, look he's all cut up, you do. He's got multiple wounds, and you know that he needs you
MockingJay: La-La-La-La
Game's Maker: Don't say a word, not a single word, just kiss the boy
The Captiol: Sha-La-La-La-La-La, don't be scared, the camera's right there, go on and, kiss the boy
MockingJay: Oh-Woah
Haymitch: Don't you want food, Kiss him and I'll give it to you
The Captiol: Go-Go-Go
All of Panem, Except Gale: Sha-La-La-La-La-La, don't be scared, the camera's hiding right there, go on and kiss the boy
MockingJay: Oh-Woah
Katiss's Inner Voice: We both need some food, he has a nasty wound, I better kiss the boy
MockingJay: Oh-Woah
Katniss's Inner Voice: Oh, I can't stop now, the world is watching so, I better kiss the boy
Effie: Kiss Him
Haymitch: Kiss Him
Captiol People: Kiss Him
District 12: ...
Gale: ...
Cinna: Kiss Him
Game's Makers: Kiss Him
All of Panem, Exept Gale: KISS HIM
Katniss: Im gonna, Kiss the boy
*Big Kiss*
All of Panem, Exept Gale: SHE KISSED THE BOY
Apparently last night my roommate woke up at 3 am
mooooocow:
and saw me sitting up in my bed, with my eyes closed, just laughing.
After five minutes of that I laid back down and said “that was some good pie.”
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MEANWHILE AT 3:30 IN THE MORNING
I’m sitting in bed.
Watching Braveheart for the umpteenth time.
I love this movie.
And I don’t care what anyone else has to say about itI
LOVE
MEL
GIBSON’S
VOICE.
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My roommate talks in her sleep sometimes.
It kind of freaks me out sometimes because I think she’s trying to talk to me.
But then I’m like,
“Oh…oh wait. Yeah no, not talking to me.”
